Silliness Invincible chicken - Page 8

DNSB · 08-17-2023, 07:00 PM

Eating mushrooms in the morning is the breakfast of champignons.

neil_swann80 · 08-18-2023, 12:04 AM

Doffs cap at DSNB. I'm getting too mould to keep up with all these puns.

DNSB · 08-18-2023, 12:20 AM

Getting back to our chickens...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
L. A. Police Department: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll
find out.

Getting back to our chickens...

neil_swann80 · 08-18-2023, 01:10 AM

Oh you... you practical yolker.

Martinoptic · 08-18-2023, 07:02 AM

One less egg makes a very mushroomy omelette.

DNSB · 08-18-2023, 02:10 PM

One local farmer is now raising featherless chickens. Still ugly critters but evidently cheaper to process. Contrary to some rumours, they are not genetically modified by meddling with their DNA. They were created by breeding from ancestors that had featherless necks (hmmm... vulture chickens?).

Martinoptic · 08-18-2023, 04:58 PM

Some cats are bald - Canadian sphynx is one breed. One does wonder how these bald creatures come about - I would have thought more fur and feather would be needed in inland Canada where it does get cold. Though BC is more coastal so it might be advantageous to have less insulation there. I hope the chicken comes along and shares thoughts….

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08-17-2023, 07:00 PM	#106
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 36,242 Karma: 145735536 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Eating mushrooms in the morning is the breakfast of champignons.

08-18-2023, 12:04 AM	#107
neil_swann80 0000000000101010 Posts: 5,334 Karma: 10101011 Join Date: Mar 2023 Location: An island off the coast of Ireland Device: PB632 [HD3]	Doffs cap at DSNB. I'm getting too mould to keep up with all these puns.

08-18-2023, 12:20 AM	#108
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 36,242 Karma: 145735536 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Getting back to our chickens... Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? L. A. Police Department: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out. Getting back to our chickens...

08-18-2023, 01:10 AM	#109
neil_swann80 0000000000101010 Posts: 5,334 Karma: 10101011 Join Date: Mar 2023 Location: An island off the coast of Ireland Device: PB632 [HD3]	Oh you... you practical yolker.

08-18-2023, 07:02 AM	#110
Martinoptic Bibliolater Posts: 4,943 Karma: 2600000 Join Date: Dec 2021 Location: England Device: none	One less egg makes a very mushroomy omelette.

08-18-2023, 02:10 PM	#111
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 36,242 Karma: 145735536 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	One local farmer is now raising featherless chickens. Still ugly critters but evidently cheaper to process. Contrary to some rumours, they are not genetically modified by meddling with their DNA. They were created by breeding from ancestors that had featherless necks (hmmm... vulture chickens?).

08-18-2023, 04:58 PM	#112
Martinoptic Bibliolater Posts: 4,943 Karma: 2600000 Join Date: Dec 2021 Location: England Device: none	Some cats are bald - Canadian sphynx is one breed. One does wonder how these bald creatures come about - I would have thought more fur and feather would be needed in inland Canada where it does get cold. Though BC is more coastal so it might be advantageous to have less insulation there. I hope the chicken comes along and shares thoughts….